Monday, January 21, 2008

Pee my Pants Story 1

This post was written by an anonymous contributor.

When I was in the fifth grade our class was working on a project where we all participated in painting a large mural on the classroom wall by breaking it into squares and assigning each student a square to fill in. It was early in the morning and I had been working on my part for about ten minutes when I couldn't hold it any longer. I asked my teacher if I might please be excused to use the bathroom. She told me that I could go when I was finished with my square. I insisted, but so did she. So I went back to the wall. My square was near the Apple IIgs at the back of the classroom. A Mexican boy named Leonardo was playing a game.

Minutes later I had to reach to get to the upper right corner of my square. As I did so I also stretched whatever muscle it is that keeps one from peeing one's pants. I remember being panic-sticken. Leonardo looked over and saw the drips coming from my pant leg. He chuckled and went back to his game. By this time I was basically finished with the square, so I asked if I could go to the computer lab where the rest of the class had gone by this time. She allowed me to go.

I had no idea what to do. My pants were soaking wet. Luckily no one could really tell. I hoped against hope that it would dry in the two minutes it took to walk to the computer lab. When I got there I sat down and the breeze had made my wet pants cold. I don't know how he found out, but the teacher's aide, with whom I had built up rapport over the course of the school year, asked me to come outside. I tried to play it off, but he knew what was up. Called the office who called my parents to come and take care of me. I went to the office where I waited outside. I was driven back home where I cleaned up and changed my clothes. Then I was dropped back off at school during lunchtime.

When the class came back in from lunch the teacher told us she had something very important that she wanted to discuss with the class. She then told the story of what had happened. She left out my name, but I knew that at least the teacher's aide and Leonardo knew who she was talking about. Then she told the class that if we ever needed to use the bathroom so bad that we were going to pee our pants that we didn't need permission and that we should just run out of the classroom and get to the bathroom as fast as we can. It was the most embarrassing 15 minutes of my life. I felt like she was talking right to me. I'm sure that almost no one knew what the heck she was talking about, but it didn't help the embarrassment much.

I ended up finishing out the year without any more problems when I asked to go to the bathroom. That was the second to last time in my life that I ever peed my pants. The next time was as a result of 9/11... but it's not what you think. If there is interest I will share that story as well.



12 comments:

  1. i would like to hear the 9/11 story
    p.s. r u a boy or girl?

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  2. i would also like to hear ur 9/11 story i'll come back 2 read it :-)

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  3. i really really wanna hear the 9/11 story too

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  4. When I was in high school, I went to a New Years Eve church service with my aunt and my cousin. We left home at about 10:30 that night. The church was about an hour away. We stopped and picked up my great aunt, who was already sleepy and tired from cooking all day. She was the crabby, mean aunt. Anyway we get to church, just before midnight. The members are all praying and stuff. So my cousin and I eased into the last row.

    My mean great aunt took a seat on the pew in front of us, and went right to sleep. All of a sudden, my cousin and I heard what sounded like water pouring on the floor. We looked around, and noticed it was coming from the pew in front of us. My great aunt was wetting her pants in her sleep there in church. I mean totally peeing her pants. There was a huge puddle under her feet.

    My cousin and I cracked up, but didn't just bust out laughing at her. I was actually embarrassed for her. My cousin went and told my aunt what great aunt had done. My aunt came back to see how bad it was, and had to stop before she cussed in church. My aunt was ticked, saying this was the second time she had fell asleep and peed all over herself.

    We all needed prayer after great aunt peed in the New Year.

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    1. That's carma. Her being a mean old aunt, then peeing herself in Church.

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    2. u r right !!! it is carma

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  5. ohhh my brother once did that.we were on our way home from going to france on the ferry.and i really had to pee so i asked my dad if we could stop we stoped at sevral place and found no bathroom then i begged a guy at a petrol station and he let me go in but my brother russhed in befor me and decided it was time for him to do a pooo. he took ages so i was stood apsollulty BURSTING and i just let a bit go to make it easyer but the whole thing came out. i had to ride that whole 6 houres home sokeing wet ahhhh i could have killed max

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  6. ^^dude anonymous the same exact thing happened to me.

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  7. time for diapers for auntie, i wear diapers too it not that bad, have weak bladder wear a diaper

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  8. I used too pee my pants everytime i laughed at my friend he had adhd he did the most funniest things said the most funniest things and by the time we were older he called me pee pee , anyone else would have called me that i would have got angry but not jake

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